Blog

Coisas que você só aprende depois que a cagada tá feita

Obrigada a todos que comentaram, mas realmente acho difícil eu me animar com comentários. São vários contextos e situações que eu poderia continuar discutindo o assunto por mais vários posts e posts. É como ir em apenas uma consulta do psicológo: não dá tempo de falar tudo e você acaba parando em assuntos diversos pra continuar falando sobre um.
Pelo menos pensei em várias coisas que a gente só aprende depois que errou (e acho que escolhi a melhor ilustração do post), pra ver se eu começava a banalizar os erros que cometi hahaha Vai vendo…

Coisas que você só aprende depois que a cagada tá feita



– sim, dedo no ventilador dói;
– colocar uma guria e dois bêbados num taxi de madrugada não pode dar certo;
– aquele produto revolucionário do Shoptime vai começar a parecer a coisa mais inútil do mundo assim que for empacotado e endereçado pra sua casa;
– não, você não pode dar uma de malandrão e engatar a primeira marcha com o carro desligado;
– bloquear alguém no MSN, mas não bloquear os amigos desse alguém dá merda;
– se mandar msg/e-mail/sms pra alguém por engano, tente disfarçar a burrice com sarcasmo;
– em alguns casos, pular encima de bolas de plástico gigantes de crianças depois de uma certa idade resulta em explosões e crianças chorando;
– sempre, sempre tente lembrar das pessoas que te deram algum presente ruim, ou periga você repassar o presente pra mesma pessoa (e nesse caso pode ser aplicada a frase “gostei tanto que comprei um igual pra você”);
– por via das dúvidas, nunca parabenize uma mulher por estar grávida;
– cookies crescem muito no forno, então a menos que você queira uma pizza de cookies, deixe as massas mais espaçadas na fôrma;
– chuchu, repolho e brócolis numa mesma refeição pode criar uma bomba nuclear;
– nunca confie nos filmes do Intercine da Globo;
– você vai se arrepender muito de ter comprado certas coisas e, pior ainda, ter usado;
– às vezes deletar arquivos sem saber porquê eles existiam pode te deixar alguns dias sem computador;
– algumas mães não entendem que desenhar na parede é uma forma de arte;
– continuar andando ou fazendo o que você estiver fazendo e achar que a pessoa que estava do seu lado ainda está ali pode te presentear com uma conversa com estranhos ou novos amigos;
– mais ou menos no mesmo clima da de cima: verifique sempre quem você vai abraçar pelas costas.

Era isso, quase tudo da lista já aconteceu comigo, tirando a da mulher grávida. =D E algumas são histórias que por si só já renderiam um post, mas eu tenho que estar inspirada pra escrever e também criar um novo marcador: causos hahaha
Beeeijos! ;)

1,290 Comments

  • MIT Inclusive Innovation Challenge

    The very next time I read a blog, Hopefully it won’t disappoint me as much as this one. I mean, Yes, it was my choice to read, but I genuinely thought you’d have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of complaining about something that you could possibly fix if you weren’t too busy searching for attention.

  • photoshopnews

    Spot on with this write-up, I truly believe this web site needs far more attention. I’ll probably be returning to read through more, thanks for the info!

  • Blake Avera

    I couldn’t agree more. This aligns perfectly with a viewpoint I came across on One88. The article there also explained why this issue is so significant.

  • cayprilaser.es

    Good day! I simply wish to give you a big thumbs up for your excellent info you’ve got here on this post. I will be returning to your blog for more soon.

  • มังฮวา

    Having read this I thought it was rather informative. I appreciate you taking the time and effort to put this informative article together. I once again find myself spending a lot of time both reading and commenting. But so what, it was still worth it!

  • Notified body

    Spot on with this write-up, I actually believe that this site needs a great deal more attention. I’ll probably be back again to see more, thanks for the information.

  • https://be1crypto.com/

    Hello there! This blog post could not be written much better! Going through this post reminds me of my previous roommate! He constantly kept preaching about this. I will forward this article to him. Pretty sure he’ll have a very good read. I appreciate you for sharing!

  • Finance

    I really love your site.. Pleasant colors & theme. Did you develop this site yourself? Please reply back as I’m wanting to create my very own blog and want to find out where you got this from or exactly what the theme is named. Appreciate it.

  • rr88

    Very good info. Lucky me I came across your website by chance (stumbleupon). I have saved as a favorite for later.

  • geek bar pulse

    The very next time I read a blog, I hope that it does not fail me as much as this particular one. After all, I know it was my choice to read through, nonetheless I truly thought you would have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of moaning about something that you could fix if you were not too busy seeking attention.

  • ACKED WP-ADMIN - TELEGRAM @SEO_ANOMALY

    You’re so interesting! I do not believe I’ve truly read through anything like that before. So good to find another person with a few original thoughts on this subject. Seriously.. thank you for starting this up. This website is one thing that’s needed on the web, someone with some originality.

  • Blair Thayer

    Hey all! Relishing the presentation—it’s stunning. In fact, the details brings a impressive touch to the overall vibe. Totally nailed it!

  • cam

    You ought to take part in a contest for one of the most useful sites on the net. I’m going to recommend this web site!

  • systemcentercentral

    Spot on with this write-up, I actually feel this amazing site needs a great deal more attention. I’ll probably be returning to see more, thanks for the information!

  • Phim người lớn

    After going over a number of the articles on your web site, I really appreciate your way of writing a blog. I saved it to my bookmark site list and will be checking back in the near future. Take a look at my website too and tell me what you think.

  • sex trẻ em

    I’m amazed, I must say. Rarely do I encounter a blog that’s equally educative and interesting, and without a doubt, you have hit the nail on the head. The issue is something not enough men and women are speaking intelligently about. Now i’m very happy I stumbled across this in my search for something relating to this.

  • sex trẻ em

    I want to to thank you for this good read!! I absolutely enjoyed every little bit of it. I’ve got you saved as a favorite to look at new things you post…

  • DR88

    May I simply say what a comfort to find someone that really knows what they are discussing online. You certainly realize how to bring an issue to light and make it important. More people need to read this and understand this side of your story. It’s surprising you’re not more popular because you definitely have the gift.

  • HDBET

    You should be a part of a contest for one of the most useful blogs on the web. I most certainly will highly recommend this website!

  • 188bet

    The very next time I read a blog, Hopefully it won’t fail me just as much as this one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read through, but I genuinely thought you’d have something helpful to talk about. All I hear is a bunch of moaning about something that you could fix if you were not too busy seeking attention.

  • m88

    I love looking through an article that can make people think. Also, thank you for allowing for me to comment.

  • geek bar vape

    I blog quite often and I genuinely appreciate your content. Your article has really peaked my interest. I am going to book mark your website and keep checking for new details about once a week. I subscribed to your Feed too.

  • driveway gates San Diego

    I’m impressed, I must say. Seldom do I encounter a blog that’s both equally educative and interesting, and let me tell you, you’ve hit the nail on the head. The issue is something which not enough people are speaking intelligently about. Now i’m very happy I found this in my search for something regarding this.

  • Boostaro

    Can I simply say what a relief to uncover somebody who actually understands what they’re talking about on the internet. You certainly know how to bring a problem to light and make it important. More people ought to look at this and understand this side of your story. It’s surprising you are not more popular because you definitely have the gift.

  • Kerri Earehart

    I completely agree with this viewpoint, it’s very well thought out. I recently read an article that explores similar ideas on Kong88, and I think it adds more depth to the discussion.

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.