Coisas que você só aprende depois que a cagada tá feita

25 de May de 2008
Obrigada a todos que comentaram, mas realmente acho difícil eu me animar com comentários. São vários contextos e situações que eu poderia continuar discutindo o assunto por mais vários posts e posts. É como ir em apenas uma consulta do psicológo: não dá tempo de falar tudo e você acaba parando em assuntos diversos pra continuar falando sobre um.
Pelo menos pensei em várias coisas que a gente só aprende depois que errou (e acho que escolhi a melhor ilustração do post), pra ver se eu começava a banalizar os erros que cometi hahaha Vai vendo…

Coisas que você só aprende depois que a cagada tá feita



– sim, dedo no ventilador dói;
– colocar uma guria e dois bêbados num taxi de madrugada não pode dar certo;
– aquele produto revolucionário do Shoptime vai começar a parecer a coisa mais inútil do mundo assim que for empacotado e endereçado pra sua casa;
– não, você não pode dar uma de malandrão e engatar a primeira marcha com o carro desligado;
– bloquear alguém no MSN, mas não bloquear os amigos desse alguém dá merda;
– se mandar msg/e-mail/sms pra alguém por engano, tente disfarçar a burrice com sarcasmo;
– em alguns casos, pular encima de bolas de plástico gigantes de crianças depois de uma certa idade resulta em explosões e crianças chorando;
– sempre, sempre tente lembrar das pessoas que te deram algum presente ruim, ou periga você repassar o presente pra mesma pessoa (e nesse caso pode ser aplicada a frase “gostei tanto que comprei um igual pra você”);
– por via das dúvidas, nunca parabenize uma mulher por estar grávida;
– cookies crescem muito no forno, então a menos que você queira uma pizza de cookies, deixe as massas mais espaçadas na fôrma;
– chuchu, repolho e brócolis numa mesma refeição pode criar uma bomba nuclear;
– nunca confie nos filmes do Intercine da Globo;
– você vai se arrepender muito de ter comprado certas coisas e, pior ainda, ter usado;
– às vezes deletar arquivos sem saber porquê eles existiam pode te deixar alguns dias sem computador;
– algumas mães não entendem que desenhar na parede é uma forma de arte;
– continuar andando ou fazendo o que você estiver fazendo e achar que a pessoa que estava do seu lado ainda está ali pode te presentear com uma conversa com estranhos ou novos amigos;
– mais ou menos no mesmo clima da de cima: verifique sempre quem você vai abraçar pelas costas.

Era isso, quase tudo da lista já aconteceu comigo, tirando a da mulher grávida. =D E algumas são histórias que por si só já renderiam um post, mas eu tenho que estar inspirada pra escrever e também criar um novo marcador: causos hahaha
Beeeijos! ;)

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