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Guia Prático de Volta de Viagens Longas

14/03/2008 /
GENTE! Meu quarto não estava bagunçado, eu cheguei de três meses na praia com todas as roupas que tenho, sapatos, livros, DVD’s, compras e não tem onde colocar nada porque tá tudo podre, sujo e com milhões de insetos – ou pedaços deles hahaha Então não é simplesmente arrumar as coisas, tinha que limpar antes pra depois colocar no lugar. ¬¬
Foram três dias arrumando e ainda tem coisa pra fazer. Resolvi fazer um guia pra quem um dia voltará pra casa depois de muito tempo – seja porque estava viajando, porque se separou ou porque se perdeu na rua por 5 anos.


1. Roupas novas entrando no meu armário significa roupas velhas entrando no armário de outra pessoa. Mais do que um ato de bondade, são as leis da física;

2. Para doar sem piedade, pense¹: se você ficou meses sem aquilo, é porque não faz falta;

3. Para doar sem piedade, pense²: se for algo muito novo ou recente, tente vender ou pergunte se algum amigo próximo está interessado. O que importa é que algo que você não usa/precisa/queira mais vá para as mãos de alguém que use/queira/precise;

4. Não fique na dúvida de jogar fora meias e calcinhas. Elas provavelmente perderam o elástico e servem até em um elefante;

5. Não coma nada que ficou na geladeira. Apesar do meu pai ter comido amendoim e doce de leite e ter continuado vivo, eu não aconselho vocês a fazerem o mesmo. Aliás, lave a geladeira se for o caso;

6. Passe aspirador pra “tirar o grosso” da sujeira – no chão, no balcão, nas gavetas. Depois passe pano úmido e polidor – no caso das madeiras. As roupas que ficaram no armário durante esse tempo, só lavando porque as minhas estavas com uma linda estampa de asinhas de cupim;

7. Não contrate uma faxineira, chame um biólogo. Sério, Lorys iria adorar todas as espécies de insetos que encontrei de inquilinos.

Beeeijos! ;)

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