Histórias,  Nonsense

A teoria sobre os dinossauros

10/01/2009 /

É, eu tenho uma teoria antiga. Ela foi baseada em nada cientificamente comprovado e não vai nos levar a lugar algum, mas ainda assim é uma teoria.

A teoria dos dinossauros. Num verão, eu e uma grande amiga minha viramos a noite conversando sobre assuntos aleatórios, que iniciaram com o sorvete de cereja da Gelfs, passaram pelo Telecurso 2000 e só acabaram quando começou o Mais Você.

Conversamos sobre acreditar que há vida em outros planetas, e que ela não necessariamente precisa ser algo próximo dos homens. Afinal, por quê a gente sempre pensa e vê representado o ET com dois braços, duas pernas e apenas algumas diferenças no formato da cabeça, cor de pele e olhos? Um ser extraterrestre poderia muito bem ser uma simples lagartixa, uma lhama ou – por quê não – um dinossauro?

Pensando que dinossauros poderiam ser ET’s, seguimos com a história de que eles poderiam ter vindo para a Terra (como, eu ainda não sei, mas isso é apenas um detalhe, ok?) e ficado aqui por algum tempo. Porém, com as alterações climáticas do nosso planeta e com suas evoluções, os dinossauros não resistiram e acabaram extintos.

Então aquelas coisas medonhas, enormes e bizarras seriam apenas seres extraterrestres que não se adaptaram ao nosso planeta. Uhum… faz sentido sim, eu sei que faz. E a Mallu Magalhães provavelmente concorda comigo.

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É, é isso!

Critiquem! Me idolatrem! Sue me, Família Dinossauro!

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