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Prazer, Kong. King Kong.

02/06/2009 /

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Eu nunca fui uma pessoa de micos convencionais. Claro que já beijei o chão na rua, caí da cadeira na aula, já dei foras e tive que consertar na hora ou sair correndo. Mas isso não é algo freqüente no meu dia-a-dia, até porque nem lembro da última vez que aconteceram coisas assim. Em compensação, alguns king kongs permeiam minha vida. Situações tão constrangedoras que viram chacota pro resto da vida e eu preciso aprender a conviver com isso toda vez que minha família se reune. Uma história clássica que sempre ressurge nos almoços de domingo é o dia em que eu abracei um cara qualquer num supermercado achando que era meu pai. Ele estava de costas e eu não tenho culpa se meu pai tem características padrão de pai: meio gordinho, estatura média e careca. Se fosse o Homer, eu abraçava. Não bastou abraçar, eu ainda disse “Aiai, PAPI” e quando aquele homem olhou pra mim extremamente surpreso, talvez lembrando de alguma ex-namorada e prevendo a cena de uma mulher gritando loucamente que queria um exame de DNA e tudo que ele tem na conta do banco, eu percebi que meu pai verdadeiro tava do outro lado do corredor, já rindo muito de mim.

Outras histórias:

Outra que adoram lembrar é a vez em que eu ganhei um cachorro Husky de pelúcia no Natal e… chorei. Chorei muito. MUITO. Chorei repetindo 3057 vezes a frase “meu Husky!!!”, enquanto todos entravam em conflito se era felicidade ou uma mágoa profunda com um erro do Papai Noel. Eles filmaram e acham a maior graça assistir isso hoje, uns 15 anos depois, rindo muito da minha cara. Eu, particularmente, continuo achando lindo o fato de uma criança conhecer tão cedo o papel da emoção, enquanto limpo algumas lágrimas ao lembrar do meu querido Husky.

E, é claro, o mico mais recente eu contei aqui no blog, que foi o dia em que todos os salões de beleza de Porto Alegre pararam porque a idiota aqui marcou de fazer a unha em todos eles, achando que era uma alguma deusa indiana com mil braços ou sei lá o quê.

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